Hi, I’m Miss. Isanut from The Daily Prophet! People are saying it’s the end of the world, and we’re here to talk to Miss. Holly Short, Artemis Fowl the Second, and Foaly…Foaly who? 
Foaly: Just Foaly. Foaly appears very nervous, and is wearing a hat that seems to be made of tinfoil. I nod to him.
Holly: Captain.
Miss. Isanut: What?
H: She acts frustrated. Captain! Captain Holly Short. Not Miss. I don’t mind Miss too much, but call me Captain.
M.I: Ah, well. Captain Short, what do you think of the world ending?
H.S: Interviewee is laughing hysterically. I watch her awkwardly.
Foaly: He is whimpering.
H.S: Has recovered somewhat. Trolls. Literally. The world is really not ending. Crazies.
Foaly: May I remind you that I believe this?
H.S: Like I said, crazies.
Artemis: First time he has spoken. It is untrue–there is not one ounce of truth in it. Believe me. Smiles in a way that is reminisce of an actually scary Edward Cullen.
M.I: Sure, we believe you! I smile brightly. Now, Foaly, I saw someone earlier who I think could be related to you–in disguise perhaps? Is this a family tradition?
Foaly: Appears to be happy. No, but she shows great taste!
H.S: Foaly…snatches his own hat, greatly resembling the womans, off his head.
Foaly: Starts to shriek. Holly!
Artemis: mutters under his breath–can just make out…Foaly…thought…friend logic…Holly…not…five…
H.S: Shut up Artemis! Apparently she can understand his muttering.
Foaly: tries to reach for his hat I need to check on Australia…he takes out his phone.
Mulch: The dwarf suddenly appears, putting the phone in his mouth. Eats it.
All Three: Mulch!
M.N: And this interview is over! Hope everyone has a good day, and enjoys the apocalypse..
~Miss. Cleo. Isanut
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